Wandering the back streets of the information

Wandering the back streets of the information superhighway, Jackson realized that the internet was the real life incarnation of Stephen King's masterpiece, "The Tommyknockers"

so Jackson wrote a blog about it. The first week he wrote a page everyday. Then came the apologies. Then the intermittent posts. Then he forgot. But the "aliens" didn't forget

to assault earth with their death rays, super nukes, telefrags, bioengineered flesh-eating bacteria, kamikaze spaceships, omnivorous goo,

etc. Kang the Merciless checked his list again. Did he have enough killer drones? Did he remember to charge the death rays? Enough socks? Damn, he forgot the minions again.

get his mother to give him the Opinionated Newly Ignoramus Oblong Nitwit Services machine. It, the famous O.N.I.O.N.S., would allow him to create minions for Kang the Merciless.

Kang The Merciliess was busy folding stories in June 2016, by which time he had abdicated to his on, Hoang The Scientist. Hoang was busy calculating the speed at which three

cubic yards could be filled with Icelandic yak semen collected from a single individual. Hoang was stumped due a conversion he'd misallocated & Bartwang The Administrator was about

six inches from the exit. The administrator had to get away from this conversation before his head exploded. He excused himself, but Hoang buffaloed him into another yak session.

When Huong grazed the topic of leading the herd he had enough.He wouldn't be cowed & let him horn in on his pasture."I'll go where it behooves me!" He stamped & started a stampede.