Finished Folds (1—20)
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5point. Pee Wee began to weave a net using the long grass. When the wolf finally returned with a hungry look in his eye, Pee Wee threw the net over him. The wolf rolled his eyes
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4was the last straw. Richard hefted his unabridged Oxford Dictionary of the English Language and using all his might he beaned Lary upside his spelling impaired head!
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1Jame's moved slowly through the crowds of badgers. He tried not to let all their disapproving looks unnerve him. He would need to keep his cool if this mission to save humanity w
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5I would never live it down. Everyone on Marlon-5 used Murbook. I would have to move under a rock and eat pond algae and acorns for the rest of my life.
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2Ultimately they decided to bring it home for baby Beelzebub who LOVED movie theater popcorn. She would coo and gurgle and play in the popcorn bucket like
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3dentures even when we used the vise grips. "What kinda denture creme did you use, Rosemary?!" ask Jack. "Denture creme?, " she asked confused. "Why I used this.", holding up a
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4was fool proof! He would make to Graceland come hell or high water! Babaji was such a huge Elvis fan, he couldn't believe his life long dream about about to come true.
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3I never understood why they ever got together. Lucy had hyperosmia and Herb always smelled like the southend of a northbound porta-potty on a hot day.
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2frozen anchovy. "Listen, El Greco! If you don't let me escape with you I'm going to shove this fish where the sun don't shine!" While not pleasant the threat certainly wasn't li
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4food section for barszcz with uszka. The little dumplings where his favorite. There was nothing like a Polish Christmas and no time for an invasion like December. This would be
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5He needed to get a hold of Fifi. That dame always knew what to do. Fido, couldn't bear the idea of spending the night in the Dog Pound. Fifi could use her connections to spring
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5mouth. I raised my hands, "I'm sorry. The 'Columbine Clown" idea was in completely poor taste and I can totally understand why you'd be pissed. Please don't shoot me!' The woman
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4"Jager Shots for everyone!" he yelled. The stereo was blasting 80's music and zombie Don Knotts was gonna dance until his arms dropped off, literally!
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4ar problems. Started off sticky and the more people used it the squishier it got. It seemed like such a good idea at the time, too! Oh well, back to the drawing broad! I wonder
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5there will be cake and ice cream. Every party should end with cake and ice cream, even the Apocalypse, thought Beelzebub. Gift bags would consist of
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9against the back of my kayak. I turned and saw two tiny Russian sailors dancing on the deck of a miniature submarine. WTF!? They were smiling and kicking their little legs
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3it would only sting for a second. QoG was also familiar with who the crow's fly and when one bird in the hand was better then two in the bush. She didn't just sell viagra she
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4the small town of Frog Hop, TX. They loved their BBQ in Frog Hop and they were gonna love... MESQUITE MAN! Savior of backyard BBQs and smoked meats everywhere! Time to don his
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4amazing bone structure. "Have you always been a contortionist?" the cameraman replied with his own question. She looked up at him and said,
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3This tarnished Frisbee would be PERFECT for my new steam-punk costume for Dragon*Con! Now, I just need to find some