Sitting in my bed,but then all of a sudden

Sitting in my bed,but then all of a sudden

the devil pop out of my bed and said give me all you cookies all of them then I turnedaround and told him put a banna in your ear he responded a banna in my ear then he

told me how confusing everything would have been if this was written down. I agreed with him "this whole predicament is stupid" i said, "we should start-over." so we did just that.

I sat at the piano again. My lyricist leaned over my shoulder. I riffed. "This whole predicament is Stu-pid. I missed the arrow of Cu-pid." What would Disney think? By tomorrow,

Disney's head would be able to tell me exactly what he would "think" because I put his head on "defrost" in the Microwave and will stick his head on a giant, moist

asparagus. I then put the exhibit in my front room and charged 20$. 'Walt Disney's Head on a Giant Asparagus' was a hit. And I became great friends with him. Walt would give me adv

number on his sparrow grass stilts & they wilted. Still the 4H judges were impressed with Walt's antics particularly when he slathered the giant shoots with his homemade vinaigrett

e. He used carnival mustard and cotton candy to create a glaze for Bessie and then roasted her flank for 90 minutes. When the first 4H judge bit into the juicy, flavorful meat he

[censored] [censored] and [censored] so badly he had to [censored] that [censored] right in front of everybody. The deep-fried carnival queen cow with the works was NOT amused.