Sitting in my bed,but then all of a sudden
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Sitting in my bed,but then all of a sudden
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the devil pop out of my bed and said give me all you cookies all of them then I turnedaround and told him put a banna in your ear he responded a banna in my ear then he
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told me how confusing everything would have been if this was written down. I agreed with him "this whole predicament is stupid" i said, "we should start-over." so we did just that.
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I sat at the piano again. My lyricist leaned over my shoulder. I riffed. "This whole predicament is Stu-pid. I missed the arrow of Cu-pid." What would Disney think? By tomorrow,
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Disney's head would be able to tell me exactly what he would "think" because I put his head on "defrost" in the Microwave and will stick his head on a giant, moist
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asparagus. I then put the exhibit in my front room and charged 20$. 'Walt Disney's Head on a Giant Asparagus' was a hit. And I became great friends with him. Walt would give me adv
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erb advice, I could never remember that rule about addling the 'ly'. Walt was a gem to know, and he looked so dapper on the asparagus. That was, until the scorching sun did a
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number on his sparrow grass stilts & they wilted. Still the 4H judges were impressed with Walt's antics particularly when he slathered the giant shoots with his homemade vinaigrett
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e. He used carnival mustard and cotton candy to create a glaze for Bessie and then roasted her flank for 90 minutes. When the first 4H judge bit into the juicy, flavorful meat he
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[censored] [censored] and [censored] so badly he had to [censored] that [censored] right in front of everybody. The deep-fried carnival queen cow with the works was NOT amused.
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49erFaithful Sep 04 2012 @ 13:55
What a *beep*!
CrazyBananas Sep 04 2012 @ 14:00
Glazed Carnival Bessie Flank is the best....
SlimWhitman Sep 04 2012 @ 16:36
Do they serve that with a side order of squirrel-on-a-stick?
49erFaithful Sep 04 2012 @ 17:58
But of course! It's the Vegan Militia's worst nightmare.
Chaz Sep 04 2012 @ 22:39
Just another day at the BBQ Carnie Challenge.