the best is KajaGooGoo Dolls. There Goes

the best is KajaGooGoo Dolls. There Goes My Too Shy Hero

into the doll house to whip up a meal. He will serve the dolls tofu and cajun spices embellishing their names. Their eyes light up with the shine of moony marbles giving them a

zombie-like appearance. He labored over the hot stove for hours, but he realized upon setting the table the dolls were inanimate and could eat nothing. "Well what's the point of

making all of this EZ-Mac if nobody's gonna appreciate it?" Feeling like all other options had closed to him, he threw all of the foodstuff into a pile, which he laid in. It was

undeniably the worst time of his life as he watched the food go to waste. Luckily he had

some gum in his pocket and a burger in his right hand. He stuffed the chips into his face

but as he did so, the faces of the hungry refugee Nigerian children gazing at him with despair as his plane took off from Owerri in June flashed before him. He'd promised to help

but had let this silly business get in the way. This time would be different, no more playing the corporate game, time to do what he had promised in the first place. Struting out

was how he would refer to this when he later would tell the story, but in reality it was more of a lurching, crotch thrusting motion. He did this all the way to his parents' place,