"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

"What's your name? Who's your daddy?"

What's you favorite color? Is a cat an animal or a vegetable? I put down my No 2 pencil. I studied advanced calculaus for this? They were sure dumbing down college entrance exams.

TV antenna repairwoman, which would be stupid because nobody uses radio antennae anymore and, besides, such work is really not intended for the fairer

Sex. She had to learn about the spying devices in the tellie's converter box and built into new smart tellies. The sheeple were in such a trance state that they held conversations

near the tellie's & Big Brother was listening,noting down all the salacious gossip & converting them into teleplay scripts for programs a fortnight later.The sheeple didn't notice

that there was a Kardasian implant mouthing their words from that argument at Chili's over Heather's new boyfriend. They didn't recognize the bits of their lives that were making i

-t onto the next day's tabloids. "Heather's Hot New Boyfriend Causes Ruckus at Chili's" the headlines read, and there was even a photograph of some hair-pulling at the salad bar.

Off to the side a few were collecting bets and the wagers were starting to get pretty steep when in walked Hulk Hogan and his daughter. Everyone's head swiveled around with a "whap

-pow" as Hulk Hogan flexed his intimidating biceps. "Alright," he shouted, "y'all better stop this illegal gambling ring now. I'm with the Justice Department, and the jig is up!"