One early morning Sally woke up to go to

One early morning Sally woke up to go to work, but her car wouldn't start because the motor blew. What was Sally to do? She decided to go car shopping what do you think she bought?

She decided to buy a turntable and some old style records. Sally had always heard that The Beatles was the best band ever. So, she bought some Beatles records, and she bought..

this and that. She didn't realize that fun was the one thing money can't buy. She bought those Beatles albums and then she bought a ticket to ride and she didn't care.

In that instance, she realized that her entire life had been lived up to this one moment, this one realization that money was the ultimate evil in her life. Did she care? No.

She realized money was the ultimate evil, but it was also a gas. Power to do what she wanted, have what she wanted. Well, she decided she wanted a boyfriend, so she put an ad in

in a homosexual magazine. Plenty of men read that right? It read: BOYFRIEND WANTED! Ps. I'm really really rich. What she didn't say, was that she was a she.

Still, their gifts kept her floral shop well-stocked, and she made a tidy little profit, until that fateful day when Elton John recognized her behind the counter. "Hey, aren't you

..." then Elton John stopped abruptly. "You!" he shouted. She hung her head in shame. "Almost had your hooks in me, didn't you, dear?" Elton cried."You nearly had me roped & tied!"

She blinked:"But aren't you..I mean..(clumsy mimicry of flying)". "I DO travel lots, but I'd've made time for us." Flustered, she indicated a fruit bowl.He left chomping on a pear.