After Teresa instituted her new regime we,
After Teresa instituted her new regime we, the living from both rigs, took a break to lick our wounds. I, thinking it was iced tea, drank a whole large jar of LSD laced jalapeños.9
The fact I lived to tell you about it in this folding story is a miracle. It tasted dreadful and I quickly excused myself to throw up. My buddy Gus checked on me and called Dr. X.10
Gus met Dr. X at the door and said "She ate another one". Dr. X was aghast. "Is she out of her mind!?". The doctor and Gus walked over to the couch where I lay. Dr. X reached into10
his pocket and pulled out a compact electromagnet. He lay it gently against my stomach and sighed when a jagged shape showed through my abdomen. "She'll die if she doesn't10
live through the night," the Dr. said gravely. His assistant nodded. "That makes sense." The Dr pocketed the compact electromagnet, and his staff readied me for abdominal surgery10
Swallowing the pinballs from my winning streak at Wong Pinball Emporium to prevent others from repeating it had turning into a duodenal nightmare."No general anasthesea" said Dr10
Wikid, the surgeon, peering eagerly into the hollow of my bowels. Dr. Wikid stretched my navel & released, sending a pinball careening around a lung to bounce off the heart & into10
my gallbladder for 500 points. Dr. Wikid then gave me a tilt, making the pinball nestle into my clavicle. My eyes lit up and he got a free game. By this time I was feeling much9
more willing to just go with the flow of the evening's developments so I let them finish up. By night's end my bumpers were sore, my flippers needed oil and one of my pinballs had11
lodged in my bagetelle. But that's not gonna stop me... I'm banging back, baby. I'm banging back.10
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Woab Aug 03 2016 @ 13:30
Ding ding ding!!!
LordVacuity Dec 07 2016 @ 23:58
That turned out a whole lot different than my dream but this reality is cool too. I'm just saying.
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 00:01
Who is to say that everything after my opener is not the trip my line engendered?
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 00:03
Was the jagged shape shaped like chipped jalapenos?
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 00:06
You would be pretty if you weren't so ugly. I heard that once. Not at me, though, but at the man beside me in the mirror.
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 00:09
I thought he was a very handsome man.
LordVacuity Dec 08 2016 @ 00:22
Except for the fact that he looks just like me. He is the spitting image of me to which I can attest.