Nigel was so gleeful that the business man

Nigel was so gleeful that the business man had asked him about the power outlet he was sitting next to.

The power outlet was special in that sticking a fork into the outlet gave you 1000 extra bonus points and a 1-Up... in real life! Nigel didn't want to tell the man this however.

This was a classic case of onedownmanship.

It was no fair for us. We work hard for it. And they

choice of words or my taste in music, I could see. Too bad! I paid an arm and a leg for these concert tickets. I ignored my date's fidgeting until

my date started making seizure-like movements. I stared at my date, deep into their irraticly twitching face. Yelling over the blaring concert music, I asked, "Are you all right?!"

My date said, "I have to leave right now!" So we left and my ears were ringing the next 24 hours. That was so creepy, I never went to another concert. No way, Jose. My date

(and walnut cake) was also ringing from the abomination of a rockband. "Lets stop; have a picnic?" asked my date (and walnut cake). So I agreed, and we sat together to have a slice

of fruitcake, which I had hoped bore no resemblance to either her or to me. By the looks we were getting, I think I may have been wrong (and walnut cake).