Captain's Log, supplemental. We have arrived

Captain's Log, supplemental. We have arrived in orbit around Foldinus Prime to settle a dispute between the creatures known as GreenBananas and buddyboy4711. Negotiations have

failed, so buddyboy4711 is still disrupting the GreenBananas' Star Fox Fan Club meetings with heavy metal racket. Typical. But I, Capt. Kiefer, enter Foldinus Prime with earbuds &

nose plugs. As Captain Kiefer I alone have access to the Buddyboy Capacitor which allows me to reach speeds that send me into the Simwhitmansion

That has sixteen rooms filled with antiques.

Not that it mattered now, thought the on-duty security guard. Everyone knew by now that the invasion was unavoidable, and the aliens really had it in for old relics. Such was life.

So he carefuly wrapped his dad in a sheet of canvas, and gingerly carried him out of the museum where he had been on display. "Into safe storage you go!" he declared stridently

Yes, all happy families are alike and each unhappy family is unhappy in it's own way.

One family, the Robertsons, were unhappy because they were too rich. They were depressed because not enough people asked them for money or envied their possessions. That's when

they hit upon a scheme to spend all their wealth and vlog about it on a utube channel. "We buy whatever you say. No suggestion is too lavish for our pocketbook!"