In an unfortunate twist of fate, before he

In an unfortunate twist of fate, before he died, Dr. Spock mind-melded with Sybil.

The Dr Spock/Sybil combo set up an oracle by the sea on the island of Naxos. The Sybil was descended from a sea monster and liked the sound of waves. Child-related prophesies were

their specialty. Parents came from far & wide to hear advice & prophecy regarding their offspring. One day the parents of Jimmy the Greek came to consult the Dr.Spock/Sybil oracle

who now operated under the moniker The Grand Amazer. "Our son, Jimmy," Daddy the Greek began,"he has no ambition." Mommy the Greek stifled her tears. "Tell us, oracle, what will he

Outcome of our attempt to open an occult bookstore and have fairies live there as greeters? Would it be better to have a dog, Toura, staying there too?" Daddy The Greek did tarot

wasn't her idea of the ideal first job but Coachella and Burning Man were not cheap. When she showed up for her 1stday of work nude the woodknocker had a fit. "Only Daddy is nude!"

Back out the door she went, nude, jobless, and still without tix to Coachella and Burning Man. As she rode down the street sadly, on a winged bicycle, a HELP WANTED sign caught her

one giant silvery Cyclops eye. In no time at all she was the brand new SVP of OD Senior Vice President of Bad Trip Management and Overdose Interception. The new position comes equi

comes to be very important, and being Senior Vice President was a huge honor. It didn't matter that no one called on her leadership. She was useful, and that's what mattered.