It's so cold in the office where I'm interning.

It's so cold in the office where I'm interning. I have to take a sweatshirt with me, even though the weather outside is scorching.

Guess that's typical human behavior. We're never really satisfied. It's crazy how simple climatic displeasure can lead me down such a deep train of thought. I'm not happy with my

left nostril, it's about 0.4mm wider than the right one. I can't afford a plastic surgeon with my job as a barista, so I've taken to dealing McNuggets on the side.

I've compartmentalized by barista life from my McNuggets life. Nobody in either life knows about the other life. That has worked out well for the last 15 months until today. Soko i

nadvertently mentioned she was feeling a bit peckish and fancied some McD's fries. Far be it for me to deny her that right. Just as we pulled in to the parking lot, my to world's c

ollided, literally. I was so distracted by my lovers face I drove right into the back of my wifes car. She had told me she frequently came here for lunch, how did that slip my mind

? "WTF?" my wife screamed at me as she got out of of her smashed up car. I braced myself & glanced back to my lover. "Just...follow my lead," I whispered & then faced my wife.

"She made me run into your car!" I yelled, pointing at my mistress. "Why, you miserable coward!"my mistress screamed. "Who the heck is she?" my wife yelped. "My stock broker!" I

took both my wife's and mistress' hands and held them together. I said "Common gals. Let's just put this all behind us." I added "I love you. You love her. She loves me." Why can't

they just see what was so clear to me? The three of us were meant to be! After studying each other for a few seconds they both nodded and squeezed my hands. Smiling they kissed me.