It was a dark and stormy night.

It was a dark and stormy night.

Then it was day time again, and all was well in Smurf Village, as Papa Smurf tended to his

giant carrot that he hoped would win this year's Enormous Vegetable Contest. It was then that he noticed, with considerable surprise, that

someone had been watching him the whole time! "Sir," she shouted, "that carrot looks has exactly the face of my dead aunt!" He turned to her and

after a little pause, said "Well, maybe it is your dead aunt"

But if that's that case, we need to eject her into space as quickly as possible. If the spores take hold of her dead brain, it would be certain disaster for humanity.

They'd feed on her super genius and begin a civilization. Before long they'll create giant robots (toddler sized to us) and reignite the children's crusade against

nap time. No more would adults dictate when a child would lay his head in forced rest. Her mind pulsated with the ideas that would lead this revolution. Now, if only

No, for she discovered the bounteous plethora of illegal stimulants she could get from a nice man in her neighborhood. From that moment on, she never meth a drug she didn't like.