They had a paradise but they lost it. They

They had a paradise but they lost it. They wasted their love and spent their happiness on useless worries.

They forgot their joys, wearied of passion and dispelled wonder with analysis. They misplaced their fortune, ran out of food, forgot where they lived, and tore off their clothing.

Nietzsche's summer camp for disaffected youngsters was a hit with disillusioned parents. Drop off your charges for two weeks of introspective existentialism. When they get back,

they all think they are individuals with no need to follow societall norms just like the spoiled teens they were when they started Zarathusian Summer camp with one small difference

now they can use it. They discovered they were a new norm they needed to scorn. Not Being An Asshole suddenly became chic, exactly what the Zarathusian Summer camp promised.

Zarathustra himself was there to give a speech, which he spent the first five minutes saying, "Um, er, uh." Then he spake: "Ever notice how men leave the refrigerator door open?"

The audience assumed the question rhetorical . After an extended pause they realized he was expecting an answer. "No, I've never noticed how men leave the fridge open," Pat from HR

Puffnstuf (he played one of the goofy firemen) answered. "Nether have I!" replied the MC to a thunderous silence. Pat got up and left the auditorium, followed by the other firemen.

"What a crowd moving show!" said the MC and dropped the mic. He was already thinking about editing his CV and sending it out. But after this, he realized he would have to move.