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...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are

  • ...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are some of the many phenomenons we investigate on "In Search Of." Tonight: The Terror of the Yukon: Beaversquatch.

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  • Part semi-aquatic rodent, part Indian legend, the grisly tales of BeaverSquatch ring through taverns of the Yukon. But has anyone ever seen the beast? On man

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  • s quest for gold his greed urged him into territories the Chipewyan natives revered:the hallowed wetland of the Duneza. The one armed pelt hunter Yukon Jack had seen BeaverSquatch

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  • tracks in the Dunezan mudflats. Yukon Jack was trespassing on sacred Chippewa burial ground, but he would not rest until he penetrated BeaverSquatch's pelt with his hunting spear.

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  • And there he was - BeaverSquatch himself, the bane of Yukon Jack. He hefted his mighty spear, ready to let it loose, when he felt a hand around his ankle. He hadn't left the burial

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  • of his murder victim finished, and now that mistake was coming back to bite him. Turns out that victim was actually a necromancer, who had become a lich for one purpose: revenge.

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  • The murderer was found hiding in his garbage can when arrested. The police held their noses and hosed him down before the interrogation started.

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  • "Just where did you get those banana peels? And that pineapple! How could some lowlife like you get their hands on a piece like that?" The interrogation had barely begun

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  • as Fruit Detective Robert Papaya slapped him with a hand covered in grape jam. The prisoner yelled teary eyed, "I don't know who gave me those banana peels! I'm just a farmer!"

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  • Detective Papaya glowered hard into the grape jam-smeared face of his victim and saw the desperation in the farmer's eyes. They stared at eachother a minute, then fell in love.

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