...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are

...Lost Civilizations, UFOs, ESP. These are some of the many phenomenons we investigate on "In Search Of." Tonight: The Terror of the Yukon: Beaversquatch.

Part semi-aquatic rodent, part Indian legend, the grisly tales of BeaverSquatch ring through taverns of the Yukon. But has anyone ever seen the beast? On man

s quest for gold his greed urged him into territories the Chipewyan natives revered:the hallowed wetland of the Duneza. The one armed pelt hunter Yukon Jack had seen BeaverSquatch

tracks in the Dunezan mudflats. Yukon Jack was trespassing on sacred Chippewa burial ground, but he would not rest until he penetrated BeaverSquatch's pelt with his hunting spear.

of his murder victim finished, and now that mistake was coming back to bite him. Turns out that victim was actually a necromancer, who had become a lich for one purpose: revenge.

The murderer was found hiding in his garbage can when arrested. The police held their noses and hosed him down before the interrogation started.

"Just where did you get those banana peels? And that pineapple! How could some lowlife like you get their hands on a piece like that?" The interrogation had barely begun

as Fruit Detective Robert Papaya slapped him with a hand covered in grape jam. The prisoner yelled teary eyed, "I don't know who gave me those banana peels! I'm just a farmer!"

Detective Papaya glowered hard into the grape jam-smeared face of his victim and saw the desperation in the farmer's eyes. They stared at eachother a minute, then fell in love.