aaa diba diiibaa diba dibaaadaaaa badiba

  • aaa diba diiibaa diba dibaaadaaaa badiba daaaaadiiiidaaayooooodundayooondundeee

  • aaa diba diba diiiiiiiiiiiii... Drunken lyrics with Billybob Magee was going swimmingly until. Maribeth Squirtle jumped into a bowl of Jello wearing only her grandads

  • socks. The jello imediately soaked through permeating his toes with a goey sticky feel and oder, climbing out Maribeth curses Billy for it was his drunken lyrics that caused him to

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  • Or live, because there's nowhere to go but up once you write a one-word fold. C'mere and get a noogie, you knucklehead, and try again, ya little cupcake you. You can do it.

  • Such encouragement! Yes. YES! She'd tap into her creativity, imagination, get past her writer's bl--oh, it was no use! She wrote aNOTHer one-word fold and pressed send

  • to all. Oh wait, she wondered, did I remember to dot my i's and cross my t's? I was a one-word fold, but it was an awfully long word. Might the following folder be forgiving

  • of such poor form? It felt unlikely.

  • The Wallyworld worker was very apologetic that their widgets were so poorly made. Ours had kittens, which we gave away except for two spayed females. Our widget was pregnant!

  • Seeing our concern the Wallyworld worker assured us that even the most conservative estimate attests to the eminent collapse of the widget worm no later than July 4, 2017. Sigh.



  1. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:14

    I have to disagree with SlimWhitman's conjecture. Not just the logic but the whole presumption of a bias free, friction-less, round chicken.

  2. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:17

    Some people are unable to see outside the hen house. They got that eye mite that was going around a couple seasons ago; under the previous regime.

  3. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:19

    Actually, the previous to the previous. When they had that shrub.

  4. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:24

    The shrub will now have an orange to be better than. On the face of it, it wouldn't seem possible but it is what it is. The orange found the bottom and liked what it saw. It now has to bring everything down with it.

  5. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:25

    And we with institutions that can't reach their foundations.

  6. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:25

    The Foundations found them.

  7. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:27

    Good for the Foundations but now for the rest of us. When the only source of water is the toilet bowl we shouldn't be trying to poison the other guy's water.

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