Liz had just finished folding her laundry

Liz had just finished folding her laundry when Wilt walked into the Laundrymat and shoved his head in the Tumbler she'd just used. She head a muffled "Ahhhh..."

as his head swirled around and around. Soon Wilt's whole body was spinning, like it was getting sucked into the Laundrymat Tumbler. Liz cried, "I'll help you!" as she tugged on his

heartstrings with her cupids bow smile. Liz leapt toward the big red button on the giant clothes dryer. Wilt wailed "No nod thad!" Dryer lint filled his mouth

once Liz turned the dryer on. He had scant time to react to the mouth full of dryer lint before he was sucked up against the lint filter as the pressure on the other side built up.

The dryer stopped but Liz was no longer home. Her sis marveled at the man mat that emerged:"Why, it's exquisite, so lifelike down to the smallest details!" A dessicated tongue hung

The rest of the laundry outside until it heard the Good Humour Man’s ice cream truck coming down the street. Children watched with a mix of delight & horror as the tongue licked

the Good Humor truck completely clean of ice cream, and the teeth chomped the Good Humor Man in two so that the throat could swallow him. There was to be no more frozen confection

s distributed to the neighborhood children, who organized to stage a massive protest. "I SCREAM! YOU SCREAM! WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!" the children chanted. The Teeth grinned

knowing he’d get his literal pound of flesh tonight. “Mmm children meat” he whispered cunningly all the while rubbing his decomposing hands together. The Teeth hadn’t always been

so uneven, and discolored, but even a disturbing image like that couldn’t stop him from smiling and drooling…all the while daydreaming about old-fashioned Children Fricassee...yum!