"These are links of pure magnesium, forged

"These are links of pure magnesium, forged by the Dwarf Lords of old for our bravest warriors to fight the fiery Balrog that lurks within the mines-" "Wait" interrupted Fluffums,

"We need to make sure Frodo is wearing his respirator in the mines as he's a terrible asthmatic". The fellowship agreed with Fluffums. The sparky magnesium armour would not be

fashionable come springtime. And Frodo, for all of his noble qualities, had no sense of accessorization. But Fluffums had a connections with the inner circle of Martha Stewart, and

KFed. Flufffums used these connections to create a pop up sex shop in the back corners of Targets. On paper the idea had legs, but during Valentine's day things got real

Good businesswise. In the post collapse era, anything went. Fluffems was just a Siamese cat who put on a fedora and did a good job on the kittymac. Her human ran the store for her.

Flufferns catsona was a cover for the real business dealing in catnip.She was a shrewd Siamese in a Calico world and made a killing,Her human slipped the catnip into sachet pillows

that were short on any cachet but still looked good as an investment. Flufferns began to be whispered about as the Siamese Calico Queen of the Underworld and her infernal ties were

always snarking about him at their catnip parties. The Siamese Calico Queen was secretly attracted to Flufferns and hoped that this would cause him to notice her, but he only

licked his furry balls, then yakked up a hairball. Disappointed, Siamese Calico Queen turned her elegant head toward Jerry Garcia, a Maine Coon. Ah, there. She caught his eye & he

nervously looked at the hairball on the ground. "Is that yours?" he asked. "It's my hairball" she replied "Although not my hair, haha" Jerry wasn't sure how to react to that.