Lara felt a drip of sweat trickle down her

Lara felt a drip of sweat trickle down her back, her pulse pounding in her ears. "Now listen here, sweetcheeks, I ain't playing none of your little games" said Barry Fluff

he was with Mordonium. He was a Darkon legend. She was a new Elf. She had a sword with a white stripe and she couldn't remember what damage that did, Barry swung his

in the air with his fingers, each letter glowing in mid air, then his sword disappeared and reappeared, momentarily, in his back. The elf's smile hung like a Cheshire as he pulled

down his zipper, unleashing not one, but three perfectly proportioned miniature adult Gnarkles.What exactly were Gnarkles? Well, they were the similar but slightly stingier version

of the evil Pimp Monitor, so Cowboy TV beat them up and saved

50 cents off two specially marked boxes of Toaster Strudel. Shelly was a very frugal shopper, one of those Moms that gets seven carts of food for $12 (after rebates.) She hated

most everything in her cupboards but if it was on sale, she'd buy it. Her kids had had diarrhea for weeks after the buy 1 get 3 free canned chili incident back in '09. Shelly would

use this in her home school curriculum as a prime opportunity to teach the kids about the Ring of Fire. Making a mental note that she was down to her last case of chili, Shelly

helped the kids build a model of the pacific floor: graham cracker continental plates, jam-filled scone volcanoes and chilies marking fault lines. Being a housewife had its perks.