The last write in ballot was read. The Election

The last write in ballot was read. The Election official's face dropped. He handed the ballot to the Official Recorder. The note had, in crayon, "Donald Trump."

"It looks more like Donald Duck to me", said the Recorder. The election official confirmed it.. Donald Trump was a lame duck anyway. The first animated candidate of the Republican

Party was caught without pants. Though he'd raised a ton of money (mostly funneled through Scrooge McDuck's vast holdings), Donald Duck would never get the nomination.

It wasn't the bilateral lisp, unintelligible speech, or that he was 80 yrs old, still wore a kiddie sailor shirt and cap and refused to wear pants, it was because his three nephews

Great things cooperated with snowy freeloaders that night.

I found it difficult to argue with that observation, although I didn't understand it myself. As a general rule, I disliked freeloaders, snowy or otherwise. However, if great things

Happened to the economy, it just may become fashionable again. This is what happened by the time this story was folded again in 2016. Strange how folded stories evolve over time!

To become fairy tales about a big orge that has taken over the forest in 2017 and is killing the trees that sustain them. He is poisoning their water while enriching the greedy.

The big orge likes to have orgies during which he rolls over the trees, flattening them. He then relieves himself in the streams, The fairies decided to put a stop to this by

tying a rope from his penis to one of his big ol front tooths. So when he pissed he drowned himself. The fairies were delighted and danced naked around his corpse. THE END!