I made a mental note to drive more carefully.

I made a mental note to drive more carefully. This kind of thing can wear thin on someone after the fifth or sixth time. Kris put her hands on the wheel in exasperation and that’s

when she popped the Ludacris cd in. She stripped down to her bra and squeezed dijonaise all over her nipples. She was at the apex of her deli delirium when

Gummibear sex is not a pretty thing. And being prudish like most american tv watchers, he preferred violence and surfed over to "Gummiwars - First Jelly".

In this episode, a renegade squad of Cinnibears was murdering and enslaving entire villages of Sour Patch Kids. Haribo was a vengeful God and the elder gummis had angered him by

punting the first born child of the Gummi Worms straight into the Pacific Ocean. Sure they're sour, sweet, and gone - but this was a little bit extreme. Retribution was in order.

The school of Swedish Fish that had devoured the infant Gummy Worm were cauaght by the Sour Patch Kids

. But that was before the Licorice Coal inc. bought the land and strip mined the Rock Candy Mountain. The Lemonade Spring where the blue bird sings became an EPA super site.

The cigarette forests had to be clearcut, the bulldogs died of starvation, and the peg-legged cops were forced into early retirement (citing performance issues). This Mountain,

this Big Rock, was not what expected when he dedicated his himself to the quest. As he lay dying, freezing, he said to a vision, "And the climate doesn't suit my clothes at all."