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  • intelligent

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  • hi im ur neighborliy hood rat

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  • So I gathered.

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  • I got on my knees with the pooper scooper. "Sorry about Sparky," I said, removing the links from the Trivial Pursuit board. "One more... got it. Good as new. So whose turn is it?"

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  • "Turn?" Belinda stood up defiantly. "Turn?" She raised her laminated eyebrows. Sparky cowered behind the Wooden Indian. Belinda was about to have one of her episodes. Foam

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  • dribbled down her exactly cubic breasts. When she got like this we liked to call her Rabelinda. As in rabid. It's a sort of a portmanteau, you see. Port on the mantle was useful to

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  • Spotify the brains of gogglewogs who drank port.

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  • Which doesn't make a lick of sense, but neither would you after finishing off that bottle of port. Hic!

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  • So they dragged him to the drunk tank where he spent the night. He was rescued from starvation by the sheriff's offer of breakfast, and lived merrily (hic!) ever after.

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