Isla double-checked--pouring vodka on her

Isla double-checked--pouring vodka on her rice crispies wasn't listed as one of the seven habits of highly people.

Highly people are a strange and floaty tribe. They twill and swish their feet as they bounce between clouds playing tiny little violins. Isla always looked up to the Highly People.

Their muse was the violin; Isla's muse was barrel proof bourbon. In a muse deathmatch, bourbon would curb stomp a violin, Isla realized. She asked the Highly People to quit playing

The violin in the nude, after Nam June Paik and other Fluxus artists tried that. There were only photographs and films of the infamous performance in 1963. Isla was aware of this

but was gambling that the others didn't yet know the connection. Isla flaunted her nudeness in the faces SOG infiltrating through the Cambodian side. Then cock blocking with violin

pine needles saying, "There's poison in the cola, poison in the cola!" That's why Cambodia Cola is virtually unheard of today, but it was once as popular as Coke, or even Pepsi!

Little Known Fact: The original lyrics to the Andrews Sisters' hit was actually 'Drinking Rum and Cambodia Cola', and was actually about suicide, due to the poisonous ingredients.

Another Little Known Fact: The song was reworked by a son of one of the Andrew sisters and used as the theme song for MASH. The song was renamed "Suicide is Painless" and dropped

into MASH’s opening credits. Despite being the theme for both film and TV, it never was a hit. “Suicide is NOT painless,” wrote Rex Reed. “I’ve tried it twice--it hurts like hell!"

The first time Rex died, he rated it a 6 out of 10 on the pain scale. The second time was more like a 7. This time, he figured it would go all the way to 11 - just how he liked it.