I removed my shovel from its massive sheath

I removed my shovel from its massive sheath to fight the axe-wielding sentries. "Combat Analogies Weekly" said that shovel is to axe as rock is to scissors, so I swung wildly until

I smashed the axe-wielding sentries into oblivion. "Victory is mine!" I cried. "Righteous is the cause!" Unfortunately C.A.W. neglected to mention that water is to shovel as fire

is to ice cream. Habanero roasted Ghost Pepper chili en fuego. I made a vile and unksillful choice for lunch. C.A.W. forgot to mention that the restrooms hadn't been cleaned since

The last janitor was dismantled. That was when the building was taken over by squatters, all of whom were 6 feet or under. The Squatters team play scratchball and never lost, until

They began to realize their mistake. Without a janitor, the short squatters couldn't have a clean place to play. They began to scotch tape some of the janitor parts back together

but they were missing the left shoulder. Then we remembered that Hi had eaten the shoulder and given the bone to his dogs. Without the shoulder they couldn't put the janitor back t

o the hallway for the "Good Will Hunting" diorama. The Team at ClayEffects doubled its efforts on detail work for the "Raising Arizona" project. "Hi" and "Ed" were fully complete a

-ndroids who were adept at claymation. "Hi" could mold a California Raisin in 6 seconds and "Ed" would take it and manipulate it frame by frame until the old commercials were

faithfully recreated in 4K resolution with HDR and full MPEG smoothing, with a digitally remastered 5.1-surround excerpt of "I Heard It Through the Grapevine". The androids were

impressed--slightly--but, for the most part, they were underwhelmed and chomping at the bit to promote "Proud Mary" in QLED 8K Full Virtual Reality in glorious 7.1 Dolby Digital.