Finished Folds (1—10)
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7They began to realize their mistake. Without a janitor, the short squatters couldn't have a clean place to play. They began to scotch tape some of the janitor parts back together
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4subsided, and the first note was played. A bow gently dragged along the cello led to the final ringing or the cymbals. The audience leapt to their feet and cheered.
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4But carrots or no carrots, I knew one thing for sure- I was going to either be the next super hero or super villian. I flipped a coin to decide
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4But Paul McCartney wanted needed more. The hunger for blood rose up inside him, until one day, he met John. Thus, the greatest vampire pop band ever was formed- the Beatles.
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4believe that there was in fact, nothing more to life than waiting for death and the sickly sweet smell of fresh spun cotton candy
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2But the werewolf felt sad. He couldn't eat the momwich. He too had once had a mother. The single mom smiled at him between her two pieces of bread and he began to feel his frozen
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11George found a stocking full of glue and chunks of horse meat. He smiled ad raised his arms skyward "Bless you, Christmas Horse!"
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8dizzy, and my throat smelled faintly of fire. My legs twitched and twitched until I moved no more. The cruel boy who had placed the lamp cackled at my misfortune
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7playing the piano. With every touch of a key, a new portal opened up, leading her to different places with every note. The whole universe was filled with a beautiful melody
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5yellow flames that licked around the edges of the walls. The distinct smell of eggs and burning skin was the only thing that lingered amongst the rubble