The inaccurate intolerance reigns throughout

  • The inaccurate intolerance reigns throughout the journalist. He is

  • drunk, unwashed and really, really into pastrami. The Journalist

  • s assigned to the White House had bad breath. "Hello, Mr. President, How are you today? What's shakin' in Syria?" No response.The journalists took a lunch break & ate more pastrami

  • than they should have done; how could they possibly know that they were consuming the lunch rations of the pastrami armi who were currently mustering on the White House lawn? Boy,

  • They were wrong about this one. The films of the era were prophetic. All made before 2001! It was all rock and roll and mind control. These techno addicts were escapists as well.

  • When a batch of techno beats fell in a vat of industrial new age Polynesian belly slap and banjo & sitar, The Dark Point emerged onto the music scene and didn't stop there. It took

  • the controversial resurgence of neighbor-house frying pan rock to really crystallize the transgressive yet transcendiary [not a word] that The Dark Point had to offer the world. In

  • other words, banging out "Don't Fear the Reaper" on a frying pan to annoy your neighbors would cause the evil from Outside to pass through The Dark Point and into their hippocampi.

  • From there the evil would proceed past their medulla oblongati and continue into their spinal columns, forcing the neighbors to do the Lambada, or forbidden dance. The dance police

  • quickly arrested the evil beings, sending them to dance prison where they were forced to dance trends that were very dead. And everybody was safe. The End. 10/10 would recommend.



  1. BlastedHeath May 10 2018 @ 13:21

    "Has a nice beat and it's easy to dance to. We give it a 35."

  2. SlimWhitman May 10 2018 @ 15:46

    Is this story a rap song?

  3. Gibber May 10 2018 @ 16:40

    OK - tap a beat once per second, match up the syllables in CAPS with the beats. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 The inACCurate inTOLerance, REIGNS throughout the JOURnalist, He is DRUNK, unWASHED, and REally into paSTRAmi The JOURnalists asSIGNed to the WHITE House had BAD breath HELLo, Mr. PRESident, HOW are you toDAY? What's shakin' in Syria? What's shakin' in Syria? What's shakin' in Syria? What's shakin' in Syria?

  4. LordVacuity May 10 2018 @ 20:05

    I am going to new audio of that.

  5. LordVacuity May 10 2018 @ 20:07

    Stupid sausage like fingers, Slippery Herpes bat.

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