I pulled the lever, and a thousand pounds

I pulled the lever, and a thousand pounds of kitten, ferret and guinea pig flew toward the enemy at hypersonic speeds. A second later a familiar crackle and hiss told me that the

static electricity weapon was working. The fur from the flying cute animals caused a discharge that acted as EMP for the war machines and also decimated their morale. The kittens

locked onto each other into a gigantic evil kitten. The Mega Kitten vomited a blue-whale sized hair ball onto the tanks. Then something caught it's attention: The power lines waved

Hello to Fluffy as she walked by. She meowed back, then went back to her throne. Being Queen of the basement was a great job. Her human brushed her daily first thing on waking.

Then she got freshly cut chicken mixed the a small amount of dried food. After eating Fluffy would settle herself on a cushion in a patch of sun and sleep blissfully.

In her sleep, Fluffy dreamed that she was in the biggest cat castle ever! She smelled something good and decided to follow the scent, thinking it might lead to food!

In the dream Fluffy was right. The scent did lead her to food. Fluffy sensed it was a trap. Who would leave out a fresh tin of Meow Mix in the middle of a magic circle & arcane sym

bols? It could only have been a trap. But Fluffy couldn't resist the delicious waft of processed cat food, and stepped into the magic circle despite all her instincts. She took a b

ite...& then another. When Fluffy woke up, she found herself, spread eagle, pinned to a dart board. Circles were spray painted on her lil' kitty tummy. Dogs of all shapes & sizes

were licking her face. "Damn." she said.