I started to poop, the sloppy mass falling

I started to poop, the sloppy mass falling out of my anus into the bowl, I say a child run up to me. "gotacha" he screamed chasing me but he didn't want me he wanted my pooped,

as I looked at the contents of the toilet. "Hello Max" a voice said from behind. "Pam! How, erm, nice to see you." She must have come in through the bathroom window whilst I was fl

ushing. "Nice to see you too, in your true form." she winked at me. I made a confused face until I looked down. My feet were turning purple! "I c-can explain th-this." but really,

I couldn't. Oh, I knew what was happening, but my tongue was by now also enlarged and ( I looked) purple. She didn't seem to care, not even when I kissed her.

Usually, this was the part where my true, pueplw form of a Gnunu12-ian is briefly revealed to her as a bolt of electricity encircles my body, but still, we locked our lips intimate

ly. the shocking electricity charged her battery to full and she shot off to the moon. Each night I pined for her. I finally found hope of reaching my moonlit beauty when a passing

Suburban sky mentioned that she was going to visit the moon on her next vacation. That is it, I will vacation on the moon to find her. I will worry about coming back after that.

The atmospheric changes from the grand solar minimum could changey route through the clouds. I could land somewhere other the New Zealand coast. Hmmm.

No! New Zealand I shouted to know one. My telepathic computer transmitted my commands simultaneously-instantly to the navigation computers and my minions.. I was free at last