She broke the kitchen chair over my head.

She broke the kitchen chair over my head. "Look, if you don't want any coffee, all you have to do is say so," I complained, wiping the blood from my eyes. I was sick & tired of my

friend's passive aggressive behavior. I was annoyed that I'd have to replace my furniture yet again thanks to her recklessness. "I don't think you need any more coffee!" I said.

"But the coffee makes me feel all good and tingly!" Pinkie Pie said as she bounced around the room hyperactively, knocking over any and all furniture. Beginning to get annoyed, I

did what any sane person would, and strangled Pinkie Pie to death. There, I thought, that should help make that tingling sensation from your coffee go away real fast. I turned my

radio on and listened for any potential backlash from the fuzz. There was none. How dare Pinkie Pie betray me!!! Nobody betrays me. Well, Pinkie Pie was dead now. So back to

Because Pinky Pie was your favourite? Do you not order take out food anymore for fear you with be robbed? If any if these questions are answered yes, call Dr. Quackenbush now.

The phone was ringing. Click. "Hello?" "Is this that Dr. Quackenbush from the first fold?" "Yes, I am quite sure of it. I'm that Quackenbush. How might I help you help me?" "I need

a name change, a passport and ride to the hospital." "A ride to the hospital!? What is it?" "It's a building with doctors and patients, but we don't have time for that. Let's go!"

They hurried to the hospital in hopes that nothing will go wrong in the meantime.