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  • WOAH! I hate when the Lab assistant fires up the electrodes hooked to my brain, especially when I'm trying to finish my novel. First they aslasldl adk kd swib swab 1952 unger

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  • , my sentence trailed off and my head hit the keyboard. The lab assistant knew he had cranked the power to "stun" instead of to "observe." He was logged into my account. He opened

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  • up a secret backdoor account that he had installed the other day when I threw it at him and told him to "run patches". Once logged in to my computer, he must have put those alien

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  • underpants on and run around the house seven or eight times before he got down to business. Persoanlly, I was shocked at his stalling techniques, but how can you trust an alien

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  • Because of their orientation politically. They generally supported Shark Lady, who wore a heavy winter coat to hide her sickness. The villagers knew what was happening. Sadly, the

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  • Oyster King, a third-party candidate, learned of the Shark Lady's illness, and exploited it in tasteless campaign ads. "Shark Lady is becoming Shark Fin Soup!" they said, and soon

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  • will try to eat every beach go-er this side of Gibraltar. California, as well as a handful of other states threatened to succeed if the Shark Lady was elected. This made her sad.

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  • And there is nothing MORE pathetic than a sad Shark Lady. Which is why I am glad I live close to Hemmingway. . .in the deep south. . .where people are not afraid of Land Sharks!

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1 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Aug 06 2017 @ 17:49

    "Candygram."

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