When you wait for the cable guy you get bored.

When you wait for the cable guy you get bored. When you get bored, you experiment by placing the toaster in the microwave. When you microwave a toaster

you travel back in time, without luggage. When you travel back in time without luggage, you scramble to determine the fashion of the day and buy a pair of trou. When you scramble

for fashion in 1502, you often misplace your codpiece. When you misplace your codpiece, you have to cover yourself from the eyes of King Henry VIII. When you cover yourself from

the eyes of King Henry the VIII, You end up uncovering yourself from the eyes of his servants and if you uncover yourself to the eyes of King Henry's servants, you end up

torn in two mentally by his worst dungeonmasters in a game of ye olde emotional abuse...

but in the end, the party pulled through. They raided a dungeon, slew a dragon and got rid of their infuriating paladin. Then they were ambushed by beholders and they all died.

If you attend the funeral and exchange shallow pleasantries with the family, turn to page 128. If you stay home and bawl unceasingly into your mix of strawberry quik and gin, turn

to the next page, if you feel depprressed like your life is all over and you're a complete failure call this number: 1800 666 6666. Then turn to page 164. The book combusted.

The information it held was crucial for it was the one thing that would save lives all around. The moment it burst into flames, the smoke spread all around saving lives that matter

ed a lot less than mine. It sure sucked being the only guy in the suburbs to be trying to cure hiccups by holding my breath, just as the cure became airborn. Just perfect.