I have seen it, the Jersey Devil, lurking

I have seen it, the Jersey Devil, lurking among the trees, they claim I am crazy but I believe in what I saw. He looked me right in the eye with a devious smirk and just...

started to scream! He looked mad and started to run towards me. No one was around, and I was all alone with the Jersey Devil....

"Would you like a cup of tea?!" JD asked me. I stopped screaming. "That sounds nice right now," I said and followed him to his hut in the woods.

The woods creep me out usually, but for some reason JD made me feel so comfortable in his hut. He's always been very hospitable.

One night JD seemed at first stricken then relieved to see me at his hut's door. "You made it!" He lit candles and served tea. "You can sense the evil in the woods, too," he stated

So we talked for hours enjoying each other's company. We began to prepare our sleeping arrangements...

the floor. We both agreed that if we couldn't both agree on who was sleeping where then neither of us could have the top bunk. This was a problem because

the only alternative to the bunk bed was the bumpy cobblestone floor. That stalemate led to debates over who got the bottom bunk, which in turn led to debates over who slept indoor

s and then escalated into enraged arguments about leaving the country if you didn't like it here. After negotiating an uneasy truce we all climbed into the bottom bunk and spooned.