Gw mesti berobat jalan ampe b'bulan2, GOD

Gw mesti berobat jalan ampe b'bulan2, GOD show me the way with this sickness n I'll be better coz I trust HIM!

So said the Malay villager as I came upon him dying in the Sister's arms. Who, I cried, who has brought this upon you? The Sister pointed into the jungle, where I saw

a whole bunch of trees, some crawling vines, moss, a fallen log, a group of boulders and distant fog. However, I still needed the Nun to tell me who killed her, so I asked again.

"Mother Superior who killed her?" She replied, "You must go to the forest and find an accordion, a left boot, an eight ball, a saber..." She was in a different world.

and by higher we mean "doped up" because really what else does middle-class suburbia have to do on their off-hours when not pushing the proletariats around? Bloody plebians.

I guess you want me to explain why the plebians are bloody, officer? Well, you see, they were trying to take my fortune by force, so I had to defend myself by

using my mulcher. Its a good mulcher but I think that bones such as the femurs, and particularly the skulls were a bit too much for it officer but I managed to get them mostly

pulverized. That was the way things went at the gelatin factory. Nasty business turning animal bones into JELLO. I picked up a nearby bucket of mulched hog bones, and started to

choke the stuff down.I read somewhere that it was good for your liver.After a moment I relised i had been lied to and then started mixing other gelatin ingrediants togeather so i