The I.T. Tech was thoroughly confused. The

The I.T. Tech was thoroughly confused. The cache of 'penis', 'cheap vodka', and 'internet dating' sites was troubling. But then there were bookmarks for '.gif' and 'alphabet'. What

was the top secret message being left by international spy networks on this computer? The forensic IT expert pulled out a hard drive from the fridge next to his lunch and tried to

decipher the message's origin. Shit! I might be accused of being an International spy and I haven't heard from my lawyer since he left on a ski trip last week

with Mata Hari. He was alll Smiley too. A real Casanova,my Lawyer. I wished it would Hale on the slopes and regretted he had but one life to lose. I was a triple agent KGB, CIA &

MI:6. I was bonded to the life of a spy. Something stirred in me. I was a natural bourne spy, strictly meet and potatoes. I hated broccoli.

Broccoli always got stuck in my teeth, and I hate that. What's worse is when people never told me that I had things in my teeth, who does that? So I went to spy school to grow my

ability to look into mirrors without anyone noticing. Unfortunately, it became an unhealthy obsession where I became more and more attracted to myself and found I was unable to

still suffering ill effects of poorly manufactured LSD?! Why did I trust my stupid cousin who said it was pure and clean, after all this was a man who made his own fireworks, that

big ol' bundle of fireworks that he sparked up on his homemade pontoon boat after finishing our grandpa's moonshine. My mental state is sinking slowly to its end like that boat.