she straddled me up and rode me till the

she straddled me up and rode me till the cows came home

in my mouth with a frankfurt. the hot tomato sauce just dripped down my chin.

Maybe I'll smash down a few donuts too?

I was so hungry! All I could think about was food and I didn't know what was wrong with me!

I started across the game board at my 3 opponents.The yellow hippo started back at me, there isn't enough marbles for the both of us. I'm so hungry, let the feeding frenzy begin.

Damnit! the lever got stuck. Yellow Hippo &Pink Hippo 8 all the marbles, while my freaking neck wont go back in. I'm starving! Great, Little Billy is done playing now, wtf am I

gonna eat? Oh no. Little Billy is closing the lid on me & putting me back in the closet! Looks like I am going to have to resort of hippobalism. I eyed my pink counterpart hungrily

because I did not have my glasses. My pink counterpart was like a bubble gum doppleganger. Little Billy wasn't really so little. He was actually HUGE. Why

did I have to dump Bazooka Joe for that zebra whose flavor didn't last? The bubblegum golem (bubblegolum?) lumbered closer, reminding me of the gypsy's epithet: My sticky demise.