I always get the best fortune cookie fortunes.

I always get the best fortune cookie fortunes. This one told me that I would

soon become the chosen one, and that I should expect to meet Eddie Murphy and he would help save me from

those bastards at McDonald's. They were running my McDowell's franchise into the ground and I needed someone who could

make a fat free big mac. It ends up that person dropped dead. The grim reapers now stands between me and my

Toyota Prius. Turns out if you want fries with that, a zipcar rental is the wrong way to go. They charged me for

a cheese burger and a shake and the car broke down halfway there. Next time

he would buy a salad instead. For now, he was stranded, steam blasting from the engine. He had no idea how he'd get to

peanuts.

what the heck am i going to do with peanuts?? i'm allergic to peanuts!! but i decided to eat one...