"Isn't it beautiful?" She said. "Great tattoo, Susan." I cleared my throat, weighing whether to tell her. She continued to beam. "You know, though, that in Mandarin it really means4
moo shu pork. I guess your tattoo artist really likes to order Chinese food." She looked at me in utter horror. "Could be worse though. " I said and gave her a comforting pat.4
She brushed my hand away. "Don't you patronize me you twit! I live for Chinese food." As her fists were fast approaching, I read WON on one set of knuckles and TON on the other.3
When I woke up in the hospital the following Tuesday, it occurred to me that she had looked an awful lot like Robert Mitchum. 22 fractures and a lacerated spleen. Yet, Chinese food3
is yummy. However it unfortunately had permanent deleterious effects on the poor young lady. She had such a horrible anal evacuation that she was lucky to even have bones.2
She lived until her house was bombed to smithereens by one of her rivals for Sir Lancelot. The knight threatened to avenge the incident. But the rival disappeared and ran off with1
Sir Gawain's daughter. He had his squire send a message via arrow to the castle's master. The letter read: I don't know who you are but I will look for you, I will find you and I2
will kill you. Yeah, that's right. You're a goner, sucker. I've got the best knights in all the land and I'm not afraid to use them. I'll do whatever I can. Got it, punk?3
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sharklover Oct 30 2017 @ 23:46
According to google translate, the first two say: The animation of this world is genuine. A man is short for all probabilities. This summer. It's time to fight. You will not see this kind of action in the movie. Battle is real and dirty. One man who will face the odds in the test his
LordVacuity Oct 31 2017 @ 02:11
Faith requires of him. To see if he is worthy. But one woman decided he wouldn't make that journey alone.