She looked in the closet and found

She looked in the closet and found

that her cat had puked in her favorite shoes. Again. "Damn it Mr. Bob Jingles! Where are you!" Her 8:30 meeting forgotten, she went on an angry hunt for her hairball-afflicted feli

ne. In the meantime she stepped into another puddle of kitty puke. Oh dear. She realized it was time to take dear old Mr. Jingles to see the vet again. He must have sensed what she

had in mind. He had a hissy fit. His few remaining hairs stood on end.He looked so pathetic she had pity on the kitty. "There there Mr.Jingles, do you want to talk to a cat shrink?

He said, yes. One was in and had a horsehair sofa. Mr. Jingles loved horsehair! Was there horse meat, he asked her. She said just a moment, let me see! There was plenty. Mr. Ed saw

some video on youtube on how to lose weight by do it yourself surgery. Mr. Ed had sliced off a total of 22 pounds and Wilbur's wife was selling them as horse's ass. Mr. Jingles sho

ved something somewhere and had to go to the vet. The petting zoo had to close down for an entire day and a half. Salem Saberhagen spent the time gossiping with the slim Mr. Ed on

the talk show set of Talking Horses. Salem swore that the vet controversy was a hoax, designed to put the petting zoo out of business, but Mr. Ed insisted that he had seen the harm

done to the community with his own horsey eyeballs. Knowing Mr. Ed's celebrity would win the sympathy of the studio audience, Salem tried one last-ditch effort to save the zoo: