"Wot aboot the moonwalkin' parrot there?

"Wot aboot the moonwalkin' parrot there? Give you a quid for im." "What'dya say? "Hello, are ye daft? MJ? He's mee prize, hee iis. Lookit. He kin sing 'Billy Jean's not mee Bird.'

Shouted Squawkers, he raised the sequence glove on his wingtip. He lurched forward onto the tips of his penny loafers. He spun and then did the unthinkable, he walked forward but s

till appeared to be walking backwards. Michael Jackson gasped. "Can you teach that to me?" he asked Squawkers. Of course, the rest is history. Squawkers became MJ's choreographer &

Taught him the moonwalk. And he told MJ to wear gloves. They didn't need to match. The resulting videos were immediately successful and played ever after on MTV. The rest is quite

simple, just keep on doing the same dance, perhaps even make up a new one. Money kept on rolling in, but something didn’t feel right.

It turned out it was her right foot. It was the wrong foot. It was a left foot. She had 2 left feet. She was renowned in the Core Planets as the best dancer & she had 2 left feet.

-rsal dance of life was now clumsier than it had ever been. The Emperor God looked down in dismay at the 2-left-footed cosmos that now writhed below. Arthur Murray's ghost laughed

, and the late Fred Astaire laughed so hard coffee flew from his nose. Arthur Murray’s ghost stopped laughing, sensing opportunity. He offered the clumsy cosmos 4 weeks of lessons

on how to not snort your coffee when you hear a joke, but Fred declined. He said it was part of his personality that made him such a good friend. Arthur couldn't argue. He's great.