"My name's not Shirley. And I never joke.
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"My name's not Shirley. And I never joke. Also, that's not milk you're drinking."
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"Surely you know your own name. Stop kidding around. Pour me another tall glass of that cold milk, wouldja?" *wink*.
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Mister Mxyzptlk wasn't falling for that one. He poured Superman a glass of milk and grinned.
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Superman, however, was having none of this. He narrowed his eyes, smacking the glass of milk after Mister Mxyzptlk. "How dare you smirk at me," Superman growled, standing quickly.
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"I wasn't smirking, ya dunderhead!" said Mr. Mxyzptlk. "I was tryin' to show you how to smile for your 'Got Milk' photo shoot. Jeesh! You've been so crabby lately!" Superman was
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shooting steroids again, the imbecile -- he just couldn't fathom that he didn't need them. His bouts of rage were growing worse with each week. It was impossible to get him to sit
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Still for even ten minutes. Dr. Sjvvjhbnii prescribed Verpandrum, a nasty antidepressent that made people grow into flying birds and even successfully fledge on schedule. It worked
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for a time; I was on time every time, fully fledged and pledged like a proud flag run up to celebrate the holidays. But then the down swing came, and there no depths to describe
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how low my butt could drag, but let's just say it became acquainted with that canyon on the bottom of the ocean. How was it, then, that I was able to hoist it once again, in time
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i realized that I should save my energy and decided that if I was ever going to make it to the island in the middle of the ocean, I would have to back float. Ah, SHARK!
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- 2013-03-02 16:36:38
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- 2016-08-01 09:37:43
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