There is a land where the temperature is
- There is a land where the temperature is always nice, the trees are always green and the flowers always bloom. Everybody is always smiling, which is nice but also quite boring, to
- say nothing of the not-too-salty corned beef and mushy rye. Since the prison system had been privatized starting in the late 90's and recently taken over by Disney, a new day
- dawned. Prisoners cheerfully donned character costumes and greeted sugar sticky-children for photographs. Otherwise, There was a dark hole with "A Small World After All" on repeat.
- But when word got out that San Quentin Disney actually employed prisoners with ankle monitors as cheap labor and that a few Tiggers and Mickey mouses had gone missing
- teeth into the Haunted House they shut down Disney Prisoner Program. They also discovered prisoners making shivs out Park maps and putting hacksaws into the toon land hotdogs
- and even dropping Pluto doggie doo in the chocolate ice cream. Had the Disney Prisoner Program not ended as abruptly, the Disney Institute wouldn't have had to recast its vision
- into their Mediocrity Department which has been operating at least since they released Emperor's New Groove. It's hard to tell how long Disney's been violating Geneva conventions,
- but at least they showed up. This year's Geneva Convention featured many colorful characters, including Aladdin, Snow White, and Mufasa.
- Aladdin didn't recognize me, but I knew if Snow White saw me I'd blow my cover. I had to infiltrate the Disney Embassy discretely and steal the last bone of St.Walt before they
- discovered my true mission: to destroy the mouse. I donned my invisibility cape & snuck into the Disney Embassy w/o detection. Grabbing Walt's bone, I ran to complete my task. TBC
- Started
- 2011-12-10 20:33:44
- Finished
- 2014-03-30 20:34:29
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PurpleProf Mar 30 2014 @ 20:47
To be continued?? I'm not good at starting stories, so does someone else want to?