It's amazing the things you do when you're

It's amazing the things you do when you're young. I found my old diary. When I was 8 years old my goal in life was to be a vet for unicorns and narwhals, and to marry Fred from

I tried to ask Freddie James Prinze, Jr. about wearing a neckerchief when he played Fred Jones, but he didn't hear me. Probably because we were at Monday Night RAW and security was

very tight. Freddie prinze, Fred Jones and i knew we couldn't get in easily, so we enlisted the help of Freddy Kreuger and that annoying FRED from the internet. FRED deafened the

fey Paul Reubens with a full-throttle rendition of the "Devil Went Down To Georgia." FRED grinned goofily. Fred Kreuger said, "FRED, that's was a nightmare." And Fred Jones said, "

are you kidding me? We could have died out there tonight! I don't care how much you try and disguise this as some kind of quirky musical adventure! I'm out!". With that, Jones left

. We remained sitting in the trolley, minds still befuddled by alcohol. "Ahaha!" We laughed and continue to sing. "And up, up to the blue mountain...uh, what rhymes with mountain?"

Kowtow? Flauntin'? Other passengers & even the trolley conductor where in on it. "Accounting'?" he chimed in, forgetting the breaks. Then we crashed into Bacchus Fountain at the to

p of the hill on 29th street, near where I'd first injected the junk and activated the Zybourne Clock. "Fuck", I breathed hard out from under my breath. I was running out of time,

and soon the sun would be setting." The girl from the concert, her enormous breasts crammed into one of my promotional T-shirts, stood behind me - pleading with me to