DING DONG! "PIZZA!!!" I ran to the door and
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DING DONG! "PIZZA!!!" I ran to the door and opened it. The Dominoes guy handed me the pizza, then rudely barged straight into my house "So, whats happening?" the strange teen said.
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He had a nose ring ,dreadlocks and was wearing mascara. I replied, "We didn't order anchovies". The pizza guy said "There was something fishy about your order, haha".
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Take it back! We didn't order Anchovies! His nose ring started to quiver ! I wouldn't have thought so, but quivering nose rings are scary. I gave him a five dolor tip and the Pizza
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would have to do. Outside the lights started to fade and shimmer as the dusk surrendered to the night. Then without warning, a Flash
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of light appeared on the horizon; it lit up the whole town like day. The poor souls who looked into it seared their eyes forever. Luckily we were far enough away to avoid major
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suddenly, everything seams to become grey, the world colour disapear....I was losing the view
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of rainbows. All fuzzy bunnies and chickies just looked drab. Unicorns were just horses with mutant bone growth on their foreheads. Candyland was a 8x8 foot cubicle shared with
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a Narcoleptic with deadly halitosis who always wore rugby shirts to hide stomach rolls. He went by the name "Powerful Andy." His Candyland cubicle led to all
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The candy in the world :) yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm Andy was a happy rugby playing man The moral of this story is:
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but slow and safe is better than sorry. What?
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- Started
- 2011-03-28 21:06:07
- Finished
- 2011-07-13 17:33:54
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