Finished Folds (1—20)
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3broke, unleashing his torrent of political fury! No force could stop this political machine. Spin was now a term of damnation. Fair and balanced: the rule of the land. His name:
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6Earth didn't exist anymore--at least, not the way it used to be. The gateway had let the TV universe invade Earth--Just getting the mail turned into a scene from
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1gave him a wink and one of my cute smiles. Guys always fell for my cute smiles; I spent, like, a fortune on those teeth whitening strips. Headchief (what a funny name) then said, "
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4of light appeared on the horizon; it lit up the whole town like day. The poor souls who looked into it seared their eyes forever. Luckily we were far enough away to avoid major
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0bosom. But the pressure popped Aubrey's bulging pustules, spraying a sickly green goo all over Jim. Aubrey's countenance was one of extreme
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4off. He placed his jacket on the coat hanger by the door, and let out an exasperated sigh. He slumped on the couch, turned on the TV, and flicked the channel to
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2for no goddamn reason. I always felt bad when Michelle cried, but she never would tell us what was wrong. How were we supposed to help her if she just kept ruining our fun by
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3the blood stain. His mind raced, and he forgot all about his popcorn. He was sure he had covered the room with plastic--like he had seen on Dexter. He had to clean it up before
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4Yes, a single jar of jam that looked full, but when he reached in with a knife, to complete a nearby PB&J sandwich, it was empty--Hell indeed. He was so hungry, but didn't dare eat
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3in blood, lather with sorrow, and shave with the shards of broken souls. Eternal damnation was the only thing he wanted, but first he had to prove himself by delivering the
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2only blood bubbled out of his mouth. The giant child lost grip on Bob and he collided head first with a wall. Something warm and wet was creeping down his neck--then he remembered
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4As she began another game of solo-SceneIt she realized that some words tasted bitter, while others sweet. She fell in love with the game--her only friend. As she was about to beat
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2DeLorean--he had to go back in time to save himself from pouring ketchup down Elizabeth's shirt. He set the date for today, and the time for
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2didn't exactly know what a surveyor did so he began making imaginary notes on a notepad in his hand. All the while peeping at them. "Good day!"--the man startled him, but he only
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2joining me in colliding with the ground. As I realized what I had done I felt a blow to the head. I started to turn over, but received an agonizing kick to the groin. "You pervert!
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3had left behind. As I looked down I noticed the grass looked like it was fresh sod. I peeled it up in curiosity to uncover what looked like a fresh grave. Could father really be a
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0on the kitchen floor. It was a hot day out, and after a few miles Angie was running low on gas. She spied a station and pulled in--next to a police officer, playing it as cool as a
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1the car from the house in around 3 seconds flat in the raw--but this was an emergency. In the rear-view mirror I could see the attacker's truck. What did he want? Did he admire my
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1The Golden Girls. The trials and tribulations of four elderly women was too much for the victim; he snapped, and entered a deep fugue. The experiment seemed doomed until
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2to charm our way out of a ticket. As the officer leaned in we recognized our rotten luck: it was a woman officer. How was I and Shelly going to dodge the ticket for