I was so far away from home, and it had been

I was so far away from home, and it had been getting dark. I paused to take a moment to see where I was, and that's when I felt it. The warm clammy hand wrapped around me, covering

my mouth, I tried to scream but it was muffled. I squirmed trying to escape.

as a mysterious figure walked in the building, faced covered. i screamed out who are you, You really dont know do you.

I tore away the veil. GASP! It was... No, it couldn't be. I looked more closely as the creature stood silently under my scrutiny. Oh God, it WAS! I stumbled back, wishing I'd never

made that damned foolish wish! I was marrying myself! I could hear my family when I was kid trying to explain me to themselves saying I would end up marrying myself. And here I was

marrying myself , shifting the ring from one finger to the other, saying I do I do. Promise in sickness and in health, to have and to hold til death do us part. And when I died

I'd inherit my own fortune. Aces. Once me & I honeymooned, we presented ourself to a neighbor:"Hi, I'm Me, & this is my wife, I." "Where?" "You sexist jerk! Why do we need to be 2?

But after we got off drugs, we realized that the Aces lived in a hole, and from then on politely declined any further invitations from them, no matter how classy their taste in

food, wine, and porn was. So we befriended the Queens, who were down to earth without living in a hole like the Aces. They liked fast food, rotgut wines, and plain old stag films.