BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs

BLOG ENTRY 1984.05.20,13:00: Victory cigs sux. Love is war? LOL. Thought popo 2+NG. Big Bro BFF? Not! :)

This blog entry was in 1984 but it say "love is war LOL" I don't know buy was "lol" a thing back than I don't this all seem a little bit odd to him, thentire thing seemed a bit too

" I pinched the bridge of my nose. The computer was definitely broken and that meant I was stuck in orbit with Dr. Gel, Admiral Perry's head-headhunter on my tail. There was only

enough room in the ship's escape pods for three people and the Hyper Space Ship Helre had a crew of five. Two of us weren't going to make it out alive and would be ripped apart by

space crocs or whatever it was that we'd seen out of the porthole. The engineer was a largely disposable robot, but we still needed to decide which of the 4 humans to leave behind.

A boy genius, a pilot, a doctor, and me -- which of us should be sacrificed? It was a tough call, but the entire space mission was at stake. Our robot engineer suggested "Why not

all of us?" Wait a nanosecond. "Robot, when you calculated how many of us could fit in the escape pod, did you count yourself In the escape pod or Out?

" The robot thought about this until smoke emerged from his hatch. "Excuse me," he muttered before adding, "I had assumed that the escape pod was only for humans and that I would