Ewan dodged into the cardboard box. His keen
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Ewan dodged into the cardboard box. His keen mouse ears trickled blood and his the darkness encroached. He sheathed his sword and kissed Monica for the final time. The gun dug into
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his side as he ground against her torn bodice, Unfortunately the motion engaged the trigger, and a single shot rang out. Her face was contorted in sorrow as
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she watched the ski instructor die. He grabbed his chest, blood surged past his hands, he screamed, staggered in loops, all the while she stayed in the car. She pretended not to
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see that while he was dying he had become stiff in the lower area of his body, unable to function properly.
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He told Cara "please just get me off one more time before i die my love....Your the only one that can." with a smile on her grin she grabbed it firmly and began to move slowly at f
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irst until she bit REAL hard. He punched her in the face as he fell to the floor. She then
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turned into a magical unicorn and flew away. Also, she dropped many snow globes while flying away.
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HE DIED IN A CRAZY CAR WRECK CAUSED BY A LLAMA WHO DID NOT LOOK BOTH WAYS BECAUSE HE IS A LAZY LLAMA AND COULD NOT GET THE STRENGTH TO TURN HIS HEAD BOTH WAYS
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head faST ENOUGH. OH NO!!!!!!! ITS A CAPS LOCK EPIDEMIC!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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KIDS! SHIFT, DAMN YOU--Oh #%@$! Backspace, for Qwerty's sake BACKSPACE! --This has been a test of the emergency bullshit system. Had this been actual bullshit, it would continue.
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geoff Jan 04 2011 @ 14:11
Great save, Euphorium!
Euphorium Jan 04 2011 @ 14:20
Thanks geoff! Peace... dp
kyerinn Jan 04 2011 @ 15:34
I can't help but wonder if FoldingStory is being trolled now... :\
geoff Jan 04 2011 @ 15:51
Fear not, kyerinn! Yes, FoldingStory was temporarily overrun by a band of unruly trolls (subspecies teenagerum vulgaris) but the invasion was quickly discovered and steps were taken to mitigate the damage. FoldingStory is currently fortifying our anti-troll defenses and looking at ways to prevent future invasions. It takes a village to repel a troll attack, so if you have any suggestions please email them to info@foldingstory.com. Thanks!
OldestLiving Jan 04 2011 @ 17:37
FYI, orcs hate trolls.
RhettOracle Jan 07 2011 @ 13:00
Thanks to Euphorium and thanks to the plucky FoldingStory crew! I have to say I am really appreciating this little community. :)
RhettOracle Jan 07 2011 @ 13:01
Oh, and if you haven't already guessed by now, I am OVER the snowglobe fetish the little twerps forced on us for about 20 folding stories. I will use each opportunity to more forcefully shatter each and everyone of those snowglobes. After all, it's better than getting back to work. :)
NixonBlack Jan 07 2011 @ 13:42
Yeah. I indulged in a bit of that myself. :)