Tranquillityite, while common on the moon

Tranquillityite, while common on the moon is rare on Earth. Hence the lunar powers of

Justice have a way to unfold on those willing to try and destroy land masses. More specifically ... There is danger that will be protected by

the Danger Patrol, protecting danger in all its forms, mediums and methods since 1929. The task force, made of volunteers and lumberjacks, keeps dangerous situations alive & active

so that all may experience the risk and adventure of hazards both natural and man-made. The Danger Patrol keeps records of deaths and injuries caused by dangers under their care

bears. Danger Patrol was also a punk rock band. Well, they were Frozen Core. Danger Zone played instruments while skiing double diamond slopes. Frostbite was the name of their

Mad Hatter. That made me the Dormouse. I played the wood block while skiing double diamond slopes with my bandmates. When Ian caught air he renamed us Mystic Dream Squashers. "But

You have to keep it a secret because you must avoid the redundancy police. They already invaded favourite news websites and we are genuine. No Auto-tune for us. Hell, no!" Thus,

the uncorrected voice of the turtle was heard throughout the land, and it was so awful that those with perfect pitch clawed their own ears off, making them look like turtles.

Thus the new age of the Turtles was created, vowing equal Turtle Rights and a good quality of life. They formed the Democratic Republic of Turtles, forging new alliances with human