Finished Folds (1—20)
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6s and later forming one of the strongest economies in the world. At the 2050 UN conference, the Turtle nation was given highest honors, with delegates proclaiming "I like turtles!"
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5I wish I had never gone after that wretched paper boat.I should have listened to my friends when they said not to trust clowns,especially ones that had huge foreheads. Darn it.
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3He stuck a vegan finger into the vegan salad, swirling it around with gusto. "Aha!" Sam exclaimed, holding up a sizable portion of chicken. Those dirty carnivores were sabotaging
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7down their pants,desperate to ward off any possible chance that they would get bitten."When were you going to tell me you had vampires in your family?!"The groom brandished a cross
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5sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad, but honestly doesn't care if you've tried to be good. The reaper knows the truth--we all die eventually.
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6"It's my birthday today and I demand a life-sized cake sculpture of my likeness!" Juliyah stomped her heel-clad foot childishly. Papa Poot, her adoptive father, was reddening at
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9The rest of Justin's bandmates nodded sympathetically before backing out of the room in a single-file line and softly singing "bye bye bye". No one would believe he was a merman
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5The Boogeyman smiled disturbingly, rubbing his hairy palms together in anticipation. The psychopath was now only inches away, and he smelled delicious. Before the psychopath could
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4that he kept repeating "do" before every single "do." "What are you do doing backing up?" he asked, his voice sickly sweet. I wanted to bolt but I knew his horse legs would be fast
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6, being Canadian, he was too polite to correct them. He would often sit at home, whipping up his favorite meal of maple syrup drizzled-bananas. His wife, an actual British gorilla,
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6mouth right under the nozzle."Excuse me sir!" a worker approached me.I flipped him the bird, making sure to maintain eye contact as I poured Coke right into my greedy, little mouth
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4my undies lodged in my buttcrack." She smoothed my hair just the way I liked it, smiling down at me.Sure, the eternal wedgie would be uncomfortable, but it would keep me "woke".
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4ask him for loose change. Instead, he offered him a 4-piece McNugget meal, which was warm and freshly made. "I'M A VEGAN YOU TWIT!" the man backed away in horror, unable to believe
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3"Nah freaks, I'm out of here!" I hightailed it out of Hotel California,despite it being such a lovely place, since I had seen enough movies to know not to trust such a lovely face.
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5acked me in the head with a half-hearted fist. I howled in fury, leaping onto my desk. I ignored the horrified gasps around me as I felt my body begin its painful metamorphosis.
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3iPhones (but not androids because why would you do that to yourself). From time to time, one of the hoodie-clad, man-bun ridden hermits would order an iced coffee with a fake name
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4He desperately needed to draw her like one of his french girls. But her curves were so elaborate and her fifth leg too distracting that he found himself unable to complete the
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4mused, dumping the colorful pieces into his pants. Grampa Ninja proceeded to parkour into the game room where he immediately looked for his girlfriend of the week, Susie. "Hey
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4and it continued on an on, each one more insistent than the last. "I don't want your darn girl scout cookies!" I hollered, trying to mask my fear. I would not give in to their ruse
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4"Mmm," I tipped my laundry basket over, letting the clothing spill onto the floor, "a 6. He never told me the appropriate amount of detergent to put in my laundry load." I hung up.