Captains log Star date 41254.7 , we were

  • Captains log Star date 41254.7 , we were wondering through the galaxy untill

  • I noticed the little wires holding our ship up.Then Spock's ears fell off, & I caught the guys saying "Shhsh" behind the sliding doors to the Bridge & realized the 5 yr. mission

  • was held by the epic nyan cat! as the rainbow shot from behind his pop tart body in space

  • it landed at nyan planet light years away where the trolls sit on their computer constantly trolling with nyan cats. but then

  • a giant dog with a poptart base as his body protruded from the shadows and began to envelope the night sky, causing

  • breakfast dessert confusion. The cop from Cookie Crisp to quick action against the Pop Tartian dog. He called up Frankenberry and

  • promised him again the the Chex was in the mail. Then he went into his Special K itchen for a bowl of cereal. His Punflakes were fortified with

  • A full day of vitamin C, but the cereal sioree was missing something. The banana slices, vanilla soymilk, marshmallows from LuckyCharms were all accounted for, but something wasn't

  • quite right.I take my cereal seriously!Maybe one more tbs of Count

  • Dooku's LIFE(tm) Sabers. They burn right through the walls of your mouth making each morning a searing, painful agony! You know, moreso than they already are. Badumpchhh.



  1. SlimWhitman Sep 17 2012 @ 03:17

    Shucks. I was hoping to hear more about the farcical 5 yr. mission.

  2. Zetawilk Sep 17 2012 @ 03:41

    Is there anything Star Wars won't market?

  3. Zetawilk Sep 17 2012 @ 03:46

    According to Memory Alpha, Stardate 41254.7 is when the Enterprise-D headed by Captain Picard was en route to Farpoint--the location for the mission in The Next Generation's first episode. If you ask me (and you didn't, nyuk nyuk), wikis are one of the few good things on the internet (and of course FoldingStory is one of the great things too).

  4. jaw2ek Sep 17 2012 @ 08:33

    Dry cereal would make pretty good space rations, I think.

  5. SlimWhitman Sep 17 2012 @ 09:20

    How about potato chips? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnPGDWD_oLE

  6. jaw2ek Sep 17 2012 @ 16:12

    Mmmmmm...potato chips.

  7. Zetawilk Sep 17 2012 @ 16:21

    I like salt and vinegar.

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